Wednesday, September 21, 2005

freeway snacking ...

so ok, this morning i woke up pretty late. thanks to a late night visitor. i was in a total rush to get out of the house, hop on my car and speed down the freeway. but viola! this lady on the left- most lane was chowing down on a burger or a bagel, god knows what, while going 50mph!!! given that almost everyone keeps a pretty busy lifestyle, i understand why some people have to "snack behind the wheel". but for crying out loud, get off the f-ng fast lane!!! and not because you have an extra few minutes to spare and enjoy breakfast on the freeway, it doesn't mean every one else does!!! how freakin inconsiderate. i was totally pissed i was tempted to rear-end her!

if you have to snack-behind-the-wheel, please remember:
1) AVOID THE FREEWAY ... please! take surface streets. everyone will be happy. you'll have a satisfying meal and everyone else will get to their destination on time .. and in one piece!
2) if for some reason, you find a sense of content by chomping on a breakfast burrito while driving on the freeway - USE THE RIGHT-MOST LANE! and i'm almost positive the members of the MealOnTheGo club will welcome you with open arms (and maybe a greasy handshake).

*breathe* sorry, i just had to vent.

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