sent to me by my friend eva. what has hong kong done to you?!!
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too dirty. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress costs $1500. A Tux rental is only $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You need only one wallet and one pair of shoes. You want only one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look! You can "do" your nails with a penknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same
shirt, instead you become buddies.
No WONDER men are happier...
reeeally??
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
sayaw tayo ...
i was digging thru some emails and came across this. lol ...
Whenever Werever Whatever by Maxwell
and another one...
Bless My Soul Again by Harlem Lee
definitely one of my favorite routines. thanks frank and thanks harlem. go pinoy talent!
Whenever Werever Whatever by Maxwell
and another one...
Bless My Soul Again by Harlem Lee
definitely one of my favorite routines. thanks frank and thanks harlem. go pinoy talent!
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
to blog or not to blog?
i look at my blog page and i wanna puke. it's pathetic and i ask myself why do i even keep a f'ing blog page?! my life is ..... lifeless. there's nothing really to blog about.
the frustration kills me. i may not be the most talented writer in the world but i do know i have ideas, life experiences, or even random thoughts that i can share. sometimes it simply escapes me.
oooh Camp24 Jabs N' Abs - finally got the chance to go since i stayed in friday night and managed to go to bed at 10pm. "... Jabs N' Abs utilizes simple kickboxing movements that target the abdominal muscles!" i thought it was gonna be a piece of cake and walked in there with much confidence. i can do an hour and a half of dance class anyway so what's an hour of Jabs N' Abs??? boy was i wrong - after 30 minutes of punching in the air and jumping around, this boy was ready to pass out. the last 20 minutes of the class was dedicated to sit-ups. sit-ups in every manner imaginable! in my every push i was for sure my cup of coffee will find its way out of my mouth. i wanted to give up but i huffed and i puffed and somehow i managed to finish the class. after the last set of stretches - i shot a cocky "good class!" to the teacher and walked out. i popped 2 tylenols the minute i got home. today i learned that there's a clear difference between pirouettes and battlements versus Jabs N' Abs.
the frustration kills me. i may not be the most talented writer in the world but i do know i have ideas, life experiences, or even random thoughts that i can share. sometimes it simply escapes me.
oooh Camp24 Jabs N' Abs - finally got the chance to go since i stayed in friday night and managed to go to bed at 10pm. "... Jabs N' Abs utilizes simple kickboxing movements that target the abdominal muscles!" i thought it was gonna be a piece of cake and walked in there with much confidence. i can do an hour and a half of dance class anyway so what's an hour of Jabs N' Abs??? boy was i wrong - after 30 minutes of punching in the air and jumping around, this boy was ready to pass out. the last 20 minutes of the class was dedicated to sit-ups. sit-ups in every manner imaginable! in my every push i was for sure my cup of coffee will find its way out of my mouth. i wanted to give up but i huffed and i puffed and somehow i managed to finish the class. after the last set of stretches - i shot a cocky "good class!" to the teacher and walked out. i popped 2 tylenols the minute i got home. today i learned that there's a clear difference between pirouettes and battlements versus Jabs N' Abs.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
quit anniversary ...
Your Quit Date is: 1/3/2005 9:00:00 AM
Time Smoke-Free: 618 days, 2 hours, 53 minutes and 1 second
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 6181
Lifetime Saved: 1 month, 17 days, 5 hours
Money Saved: $1,081.50
Time Smoke-Free: 618 days, 2 hours, 53 minutes and 1 second
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 6181
Lifetime Saved: 1 month, 17 days, 5 hours
Money Saved: $1,081.50
Monday, September 04, 2006
sigh.
i had a good life before you...
it was empty actually, but at least i was blissfully unaware of how miserable i was. whereas now, because of you, i am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy i am. thank you for that.
- from Failure to Launch
it was empty actually, but at least i was blissfully unaware of how miserable i was. whereas now, because of you, i am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy i am. thank you for that.
- from Failure to Launch
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